i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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