Me too!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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