i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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