Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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