Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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