wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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