So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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