My liver just broke up with me...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Your cock deserves a montage
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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