Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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