yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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