No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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