This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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