why didn't you poke me back
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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