need another drink. this is the easiest way
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Are we still banned from the library?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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