that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I AM VODKA MAN
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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