That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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