Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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