i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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