Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Walk of Shame today included voting.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
