Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
dude. I can hear the air.
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