She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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