He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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