Cold hands, warm shart.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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