You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
