arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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