Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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