I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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