You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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