What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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