Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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