My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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