it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I lost the right to judge tonight
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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