420 ftw
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
