Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Someone came in the potted fern
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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