This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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