She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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