I bet he comes in French.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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