The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
4 words: hood of his car
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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