he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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