Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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