Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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