ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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