i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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