Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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