"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Randomize
