Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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