Fuck appropriateness.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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