real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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