So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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