Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
