I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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