normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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