if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
wow bdsm is so cute
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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