p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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