I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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