there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
