First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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